There's no such thing as the perfect product, as demonstrated by the what our readers have come up with. As you're about to find out, even things we commonly accept as pretty OK can always stand for a tweak or two.

So below find out what it's like to live in a perfect world, where there's no war, there's no suffering, and Cheetos have a built in defense against staining our fingers.

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17 Game-Changing Small Changes For Everyday Products

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