Peanut butter and jelly, tomato juice and vodka -- some products just work better together than on their own. But replace the vodka with clam juice, or really do anything with clam juice, and you've got a disaster on your hands.

We asked you to show us that you don't need clam juice to make clamato by combining two great products that, when put together, make their own uniquely horrific combo. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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