15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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What 15 Common Complaints Really Mean

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Whether it's because people are actually bigger brats these days or because the Internet has made communicating easier, complaining seems a lot more prevalent (and popular) now more than ever. Quite frankly, everyone just needs to shut up and hug each other -- maybe kiss each other on the mouths.

Anyway, we're fairly confident our readership is chock-full psychiatrists who are adept at telling us what people are really saying when they're whining like baby back bitches. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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