Whether it's because people are actually bigger brats these days or because the Internet has made communicating easier, complaining seems a lot more prevalent (and popular) now more than ever. Quite frankly, everyone just needs to shut up and hug each other -- maybe kiss each other on the mouths.

Anyway, we're fairly confident our readership is chock-full psychiatrists who are adept at telling us what people are really saying when they're whining like baby back bitches. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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