It's such a rarity these days to see something without a brand. Unless of course, it's just something boring or non-impressive. Then it makes sense because, well, why would you give dirt a label?

And that got us thinking: What if everyday mundane objects had a marketing department? What would the brand look like? We asked our readers to show us what this would look like and gave money to the winner.

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