It's such a rarity these days to see something without a brand. Unless of course, it's just something boring or non-impressive. Then it makes sense because, well, why would you give dirt a label?

And that got us thinking: What if everyday mundane objects had a marketing department? What would the brand look like? We asked our readers to show us what this would look like and gave money to the winner.

Entry by Blank22

If Everything Got A Corporate Logo

Entry by ChrisDaemon

If Everything Got A Corporate Logo

Entry by Rachel P.

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If Everything Got A Corporate Logo

Entry by djHanDon

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