If Product Packaging Had To Tell The Terrifying Truth

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If Product Packaging Had To Tell The Terrifying Truth

We've entered an age where attention spans just aren't what they used to be. We don't have time read a bunch of descriptions or instructions anymore. We just want to be told what we're buying -- no bullshit.

So we asked our readers to help us out with this public service we're about to provide you. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by FroDoh

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We are offering so many opportunities for you to win some dough that it'd be insane if you didn't get in on this. Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest) and GIF contest ($150), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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