If Famous Brands Were Allowed to Tell the Truth In Ads

Advertising is all about playing around with words so the strengths of the product come out and the downsides are no where to be found. But what happens when advertisers just say "Fuck it" and go ahead and unabashedly put whatever they want on an ad?

We asked our readers to use the magic of image manipulation to answer that question. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

29 Entry by Crateofbananas

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28 Entry by tusk1113

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27 Entry by Sonny Time

If Famous Brands Were Allowed to Tell the Truth In Ads

26 Entry by GallopGhost

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25 Entry by Crateofbananas

24 Entry by Scott Laffey

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23 Entry by LilySprite

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22 Entry by GrayGraham

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21 Entry by Scott Laffey

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20 Entry by LilySprite

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19 Entry by SkipBitman

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18 Entry by ironical

17 Entry by Emmasi

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16 Entry by ChevySpoons

15 Entry by MaryLP

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14 Entry by JPK

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13 Entry by pafoofa

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12 Entry by bazooka

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11 Entry by Danzy

10 Entry by The_Real_Sawyer

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9 Entry by Mgloss

8 Entry by tusk1113

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7 Entry by Robberry

6 Entry by Scott Laffey

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5 Entry by djHanDon

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4 Entry by btr90

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3 Entry by Scott Laffey

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2 Entry by LilySprite

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1 Entry by bazooka

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