The world is full of mysteries that we'll probably never get the answers to. Of course, it's always fun to speculate. And hell, if that speculation becomes truth then we'll consider that a victory and give ourselves a big hug for it.

And we think our readers deserve hugs to -- so that's why we asked them to pitch in. Our readers put together some leaked texts that would answer, well, everything. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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AT&T 3G 4:20 PM Messages Stanley Kubrick Edit Again Again Again Again Again Again Again Oh sorry I thought that wasn't going through CRACKED CON

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sl EMC2NET 3G 12:17 AM Messages Schrodinger Edit What did you do with my cat? You were supposed to keep him while I was away, and now he's gone. And y

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16 Lost Text Messages That Would Explain Everything

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AT&T 3G 2:22 AM Messages Malaysia Airlines Edit Alright. Everything is prepared. We're counting on you David Blaine, this is going to be your biggest

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