2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

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If you've been living under a rock, in a cave, or just spent the entire year high off gas fumes then don't worry, we've got your back on all the news you missed out on.

With the help of our readers, here's the CliffsNotes of 2014 so you too can look knowledgable at your next swanky party.

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