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2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

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VOMEN OF THE YORLD NITE This year is starting to look uncomfortably familiar. CRACKED CO

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CRACKED CON Tracked comet 67P/Churyumov- Gerasimenko from 300 million miles, and nailed it; malausiaairines Lost forever Malaysia flight 370 from 35,0

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GRACKEDa CON Ice bucket challenge combats. riots caused by airborne Ebola that ISIS spread via bama's missing Malaysian plane. Also, social media suck

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