15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)

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In today's busy world, we don't have time to read the entire synopsis on a film's Wikipedia page. We need that information before we're finished with our pumpkin spice lattes.

Thankfully, our readers came through in the clutch and provided entire film plots in 140 characters or less. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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33 Famous Movie Plots Explained in 140 Characters (or Less)

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