In today's busy world, we don't have time to read the entire synopsis on a film's Wikipedia page. We need that information before we're finished with our pumpkin spice lattes.

Thankfully, our readers came through in the clutch and provided entire film plots in 140 characters or less. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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