Let's say you have a time machine, and only one day to decide where to go in the past ... where do you go, and more importantly, who do you screw with? We asked you to show us the creative and dickish ways you'd use your knowledge of history to bust it's balls.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Scooby


Entry by yonigelshere

If You Had a Time Machine (And a Sick Sense of Humor)

Entry by sovietdisco


Entry by mattographer


Entry by MRDUCKS

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Entry by Fedaykin


Entry by Kameba

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Entry by Rich Wallace

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We've all seen people in the midst of an action, or making a decision that is guaranteed to end horribly. Show us in Photoshop, post it in the forums. The best entry will get $50.

Want to see the entries that didn't make it? Go here. Or, check out our look at what would happen If Hollywood Gave Everything a Gritty Reboot.

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