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If You Had a Time Machine (And a Sick Sense of Humor)
Cracked Plasticians
Let's say you have a time machine, and only one day to decide where to go in the past ... where do you go, and more importantly, who do you screw with? We asked you to show us the creative and dickish ways you'd use your knowledge of history to bust it's balls.
The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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Entry by BooCockKey
Entry by Rich Wallace
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