1. I really do have a wonky cat with half a tail.
2.I'm shit at craptions, yet I keep entering them like a moth hitting a lightbulb. Again and again and again. My wings are so burned man, they're so BURNED!
3. I have a shop - http://wonkycat.bigcartel.com (That's a hint)
4. I hate About Me boxes, so piss off now ok.
