s2dio

The center of the known universe! Or Montreal... Y'know. Same thing

Real Name:

s2dio

Member Since:

October 31, 2007

About Me

After being raised by wolves, I was lost in the jungle after a plane crash, then I was taken in by gorillas, only to be abducted by aliens, who took me as one of their own. They left me on a hilltop, and I was found Shaolin monks, who took me in and taught me Kung Fu... Now I wander the city righting wrongs, hanging out in trees, and peeing on fire hydrants.

I am... The Feral Venusian Gorilla Monk! Keeeeee-yah!