Somewhere in the heart of deepest darkest South Florida

Real Name:
Mr. Lizard
Member Since:
March 22, 2010

About Me

I used to read MAD magazine as a kid. What was I thinking?? I fondle myself - er... scratch that. I fondly recall myself enjoying sick and strange humor. But I eventually got too old for MAD (last week). Now I'm 50 and I read Cracked.com. I think I must be regressing. Goo goo. Da da?

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