I love Cracked.com in the spring time,
I love Cracked.com in the fall,
I love Cracked.com in the winter when it drizzles,
I love Cracked.com in the summer when it sizzles,
I love Cracked.com every moment
Every moment of the year
I love Cracked.com, why oh why do I love Cracked.com
Because my love is near.