I don't regret the 42,000 minutes that I've spent on anime, because, for the most part, it brought me joy. This is a column about why some anime rules.
This column is the story of those that went above and beyond and out and around and down into the bowels of hell in order to deliver the greatest fast food website experiences possible.
If sharks want a piece of me, they're going to have to rip me from the cold mouths of other sharks. I will not go non-shark-punchingly into that good night.
I'm not fooling myself into believing that this was as dangerous as a drug addiction, but what it did to my financial situation dominated my life for way too long.
Up until the moment of receiving one, the only knowledge of fake IDs that I had came from movies that have proven time and time again to be not true at all.
Over the last few years, however, I've seen a lot of people take up the mantle of GRAND GATEKEEPER OF JOKES and cast blanket statements over comedy as a whole.
Viewing more than just two-minute videos of Batman dancing on YouTube will lead you to discover that the '60s 'Batman' is savagely awesome, with a lot of facets that are commonly ignored.
What was intended to be only a few months turned into a stay that lasted well into the next year. In that time, I learned a few surprising things from the experience.
