Follow me on twitter @macfabes where I sometimes tweet rude shit in defense of my beloved Orioles to national sportswriters trying to make lazy jokes. Otherwise, I'm probably writing something about dicks or farts or butts or what have you.
Some people get seriously into their favorite fiction properties. We're always looking for community, for belonging, or for meaning. It's how real religions got started in the first place
Alcohol companies wanted it to kick down your door like an even more questionable Kramer, dive headfirst into your liver, and just start spraying a flamethrower.