ZombieJay Fedscreek, Kentucky
- Real Name:
- Estil Parks Jr (Jay)
- Member Since:
- May 10, 2014
I'm a mild mannered web developer by day, but come nightfall.. I'm an ill mannered web developer. I get sleepy.
I'm a single father. I enjoy Cheese-Its from time to time, much like the heir to the Cheese-It fortune, cracked writer John Cheese... who I don't actually know. Also science fiction (significantly more than Cheese-Its, sorry Mr. Cheese).
I spend far too much time reading Cracked articles.
I can actually feel the boredom of all the people who read this... like a disturbance in the force, as if a half dozen people yawned in boredom and were silenced. I'll stop typing now.