I'm a mild mannered web developer by day, but come nightfall.. I'm an ill mannered web developer. I get sleepy.

I'm a single father. I enjoy Cheese-Its from time to time, much like the heir to the Cheese-It fortune, cracked writer John Cheese... who I don't actually know. Also science fiction (significantly more than Cheese-Its, sorry Mr. Cheese).

I spend far too much time reading Cracked articles.

I can actually feel the boredom of all the people who read this... like a disturbance in the force, as if a half dozen people yawned in boredom and were silenced. I'll stop typing now.

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