Winston Rowntree

Drones: The Movie Pixar Doesn't have the Balls to Make

Job prospects are bleak for a drone returning home from the horrors of war.

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By Luis Prada, Winston Rowntree

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July 27, 2013

The 5 Worst Kinds of Album Every Music Fan Has Bought

Sometimes you open that box and the disc inside just isn't what you ordered, and you didn't think they could find a way to ruin such a nominally straightforward experience.

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By Winston Rowntree

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July 19, 2013

5 Things Video Games Do Better Than Any Other Forms of Art

What the hell can games do that books and interpretive dance can't? A lot, it turns out.

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By Winston Rowntree

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June 20, 2013

5 Famous Songs That Prove Musicians Don't Understand Science

We don't expect our musicians to moonlight as physicists -- hell, we're lucky if they finish high school. So sometimes they get their science wrong.

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By Winston Rowntree, Amanda Mannen

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June 09, 2013

5 Reasons Your Online Dating Profile Isn't Working

Your dating profile is not working because you are literally posing with a sword in your photo.

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By Winston Rowntree

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May 31, 2013

6 Reasons Good Bands Start to Suck: An Illustrated Guide

Is it fair to expect artists to never lose it? Why can't artists just be good forever?

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By Winston Rowntree

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May 10, 2013

The True Story of Every Crappy Ad You See on TV

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By Winston Rowntree

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February 24, 2013

The 10 Bases of Sex Metaphors

Everyone knows what first througth home is, but did you know there are a whole six bases that nobody tells you about?

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By Winston Rowntree

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June 15, 2012

If Airplane Safety Instructions Were Honest

Plus, loads of extra seatback reading material!

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By Winston Rowntree

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March 20, 2012

4 Superhero Reboots We'll See Next

For all the gritty realism in comic book movies these days, they're not exactly realistic ...

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By Winston Rowntree

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March 13, 2012

Star Wars vs Star Trek: An Objective Analysis

Star Wars is 100X the movie franchise that Star Trek is in all the worst possible categories.

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By Winston Rowntree

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December 08, 2011

Rock Timeline: From Classic Rock to Modern Crap [COMIC]

Pay special attention to the thievery panel. You might learn something.

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By Winston Rowntree

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August 29, 2011

If Classic Fables Actually Told the Truth [COMIC]

A stupid asshole is a poor choice to mind ones livestock.

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By Winston Rowntree

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April 22, 2011

The Good The Bad and the Ugly of Video Games [COMIC]

The spectrums for success and failure for ten different aspects of gaming.

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By Winston Rowntree

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March 20, 2011

Awful Logo Design: An Art Form [COMIC]

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?

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By Winston Rowntree

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February 13, 2011

The 8 Things You Can Do With a Cover Song [COMIC]

From All Along the Watchtower to Madonna pretending to play the guitar.

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By Winston Rowntree

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November 26, 2010

Why Apartment Hunting Sucks [COMIC]

This is the only way to avoid being disappointed by the process.

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By Winston Rowntree

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October 24, 2010

6 Words That Need to Be Invented [COMIC]

Awkard people would be so much better off if Shakespeare were still around.

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By Winston Rowntree

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October 07, 2010

Perspective Man: The Hero America Deserves [COMIC]

In terms of social benefit, Batman's got nothing on this guy.

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By Winston Rowntree

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September 26, 2010

The Evolution of Fictional Characters by Medium [COMIC]

Each form of media has its own unique lifecycle.

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By Winston Rowntree

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August 28, 2010