Winston Rowntree
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Drones: The Movie Pixar Doesn't have the Balls to Make
Job prospects are bleak for a drone returning home from the horrors of war.
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- By Luis Prada, Winston Rowntree
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The 5 Worst Kinds of Album Every Music Fan Has Bought
Sometimes you open that box and the disc inside just isn't what you ordered, and you didn't think they could find a way to ruin such a nominally straightforward experience.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Things Video Games Do Better Than Any Other Forms of Art
What the hell can games do that books and interpretive dance can't? A lot, it turns out.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Famous Songs That Prove Musicians Don't Understand Science
We don't expect our musicians to moonlight as physicists -- hell, we're lucky if they finish high school. So sometimes they get their science wrong.
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- By Winston Rowntree, Amanda Mannen
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5 Reasons Your Online Dating Profile Isn't Working
Your dating profile is not working because you are literally posing with a sword in your photo.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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6 Reasons Good Bands Start to Suck: An Illustrated Guide
Is it fair to expect artists to never lose it? Why can't artists just be good forever?
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- By Winston Rowntree
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The 10 Bases of Sex Metaphors
Everyone knows what first througth home is, but did you know there are a whole six bases that nobody tells you about?
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- By Winston Rowntree
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If Airplane Safety Instructions Were Honest
Plus, loads of extra seatback reading material!
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- By Winston Rowntree
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4 Superhero Reboots We'll See Next
For all the gritty realism in comic book movies these days, they're not exactly realistic ...
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- By Winston Rowntree
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Star Wars vs Star Trek: An Objective Analysis
Star Wars is 100X the movie franchise that Star Trek is in all the worst possible categories.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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Rock Timeline: From Classic Rock to Modern Crap [COMIC]
Pay special attention to the thievery panel. You might learn something.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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If Classic Fables Actually Told the Truth [COMIC]
A stupid asshole is a poor choice to mind ones livestock.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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The Good The Bad and the Ugly of Video Games [COMIC]
The spectrums for success and failure for ten different aspects of gaming.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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Awful Logo Design: An Art Form [COMIC]
Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?
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- By Winston Rowntree
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The 8 Things You Can Do With a Cover Song [COMIC]
From All Along the Watchtower to Madonna pretending to play the guitar.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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Why Apartment Hunting Sucks [COMIC]
This is the only way to avoid being disappointed by the process.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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6 Words That Need to Be Invented [COMIC]
Awkard people would be so much better off if Shakespeare were still around.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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Perspective Man: The Hero America Deserves [COMIC]
In terms of social benefit, Batman's got nothing on this guy.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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The Evolution of Fictional Characters by Medium [COMIC]
Each form of media has its own unique lifecycle.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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