I am a wizard who was born from the testicles of God Himself, and I swimmed out of his dick. I am an incredibly terrible person with extremely unpopular opinions about everything. I have a 12 foot long super penis, and I have an extremely unhealthy fetish for ears, I can't hold a job to save my life, and I really REALLY fucking hate Catholics.
"[Y]ou are just the worst kind of human that ever existed" - GreySage
"[...]you are fucking scum[...]' - LalliDama
"First of all, What
Second of all, The Fuck?" - Sergeant Van
