Alex Hanton
Freelance writer
Behold, A Strong Contender For The Best Headline Ever Written
Sometimes you just gotta go with what you know.
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Meet The Guys Who Made America's LSD ... In An Ol' Missile Silo
Sometimes you just gotta make an absolutely comical amount of acid in a missile silo, y'know?
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The Trentonian, The Newspaper With The Most WTF Headlines In America
For years, New Jersey has been home to America's classiest newspaper.
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5 True Crimes That Had Completely Bananas Plot Twists
Sometimes crime is more 'straight-to-DVD movie' than science.
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The Violent, Deranged Origin Story Of The Tour de France
This isn't an article about cycling, it's an article about insanity.
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The Search For Yamashita's Gold A.K.A. The Craziest Treasure Hunt In History
It all started in 1946 when Japanese general Tomoyuki Yamashita was hanged for war crimes ...
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4 Dark Realities Of How Adult Entertainment Operates In 2020
Everything on the internet is monopoly, including the sites nobody admits to visiting.
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5 Festivals That Turned Into Hilarious Disasters
Sometimes you gotta make the Fyre Festival look like the apex of competence.
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The Amazing Around-The-World Race (That Drove Contestants Mad)
If you decide to sail around the world by yourself, uh, don't.
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Reminder: Angels In The Bible Were Mind-Melting Horror Beasts
According to Christianity, if you ever see an angel, RUN.
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5 True Crime Stories That Sound Like Wild Acid Trips
Sometimes you just have to pretend you're Pablo Escobar to get out of a sticky situation.
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Should Be A Movie: Larry Flynt And Dennis Hopper's Bizarre Tale
This story involves poisoned cocktails, combat scuba training, American flag diapers, a gold-tipped sword cane, and an invasion of Haiti by CBS News.
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A Brief History of Libertarians Building New Countries (On The Ocean)
Bioshock was realer than you thought, people.
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How Companies Spy On Employees And Customers Who Criticize Them
EBay sending its enemies random crap in the mail is the tip of the iceberg.
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A Brief History of Giant Rock, America's Most Bonkers Landmark
This is a story about time machines, aliens, a lot of dynamite, hermits, and a giant rock.
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6 Crazy Stories That Got Cut From The Bible
Back when they were compiling the Bible, a ton of embarrassing stuff got cut.
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The Story Of The Rogue Burger King In Pittsburgh
Every city has its own fast food urban legend, here's Pittsburgh's.
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