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MeltedElvis

Writer for fun and profit, eater of inadvisable foods and rider of unreliable motorcycles. I watch movies, play video games and like music that is obscure enough to be ignored, yet popular enough to be mocked by hipsters. I enjoy bacon, pale ales and partial nudity. I used to have a weird little wiggly thing on my back, but it fell off. Should I see a doctor?

I have a blog of random writings at -

http://mattgerrardswordslaw.blogspot.com/

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