KINGZOG: USER REVIEWS.
"Zog just likes to disagree with whatever the last thing said was. He has no side other than chaos."
-impulse725
"...the fuck? God, that's pretentious. I agree with you Zog, and love you dearly, but you're a pretentious f*****g ass sometimes."
-Ceiling_Squid
"I still think you're an insufferable pr*ck, but you've got style. "
-DamianaRaven
"every now and then kingzog posts something intelligent, but then he resorts to blatant shitposting. I want to get off kingzog's wild ride."
-TDude
"Now, it's almost certainly ableist, and I'm not sure about the context, but "unspectacular mong" is a hell of an insult."
-NLK
"I liked some of your other comments on other articles. This one... kinda dumb man."
-Kylar
"I love how this British d*****t is wagging his finger and any and all Americans that may read his idiotic comments ... f**k you, guy."
-Junkie_Kong
"KingZog, i have a feeling i told you to f**k off earlier, but yes, that is correct."
-G-Stone
"I usually like KingZog, but I think he's really being a jerk here"
-Skua
"hahaha....KingZog's post about Jacko was fantastic; Accurate, pertinent and bloody hilarious imo. Yet he's got 11 down thumbs for it. WTF more do some of you guys want from a post?"
-THANOSEID
"@Kingzog, good to know the stereotype of the fine, upper class British twat is alive and well! It's what you makes you so endearing to the rest of the world.."
-VladSackmeov
"The only thing you're good at teaching is how much of an arrogant ass you are! At that, you excel with honors."
-coyote-seven
"Zog is a troll. Admittedly a rather erudite troll that takes it to a level not unlike performance art."
-coyote-seven, again (!)
"The troll in you is strong King Zog. I down voted both of your comments before I realized you are pulling our collective leg."
-bichplease, upon realising that persistent objections to the Schrodinger's Cat thought experiment on animal welfare grounds are unlikely to be entirely sincere.
"Haha. Just so you know, I doubt anyone is swooning over your impressive internet rage muscles."
-PessimistJoy
"When you were first banned all your comments disappeared. That's a fact. Don't like that fact, it's not my problem. Don't like that you were banned for being a misogynist and a racist, that's also not my problem, Zog. They aren't accusations, they are why you were banned. And I see you continue to behave that way to this day. Not to mention you go out of your way to attack numerous people continuously, particuarly those who are outspoken women/anti-your kind of people. My point is it's incredibly clear that you haven't learned from your banning. And I already f*****g showed your extremely hateful ass numerous comments i the past of you being a massive douchebag to women and racial minorities. You ignored it to continue to be a douche and claimed I never did when everyone could f*****g see that I did. I'm not going to waste my time proving something that everyone can f*****g see."
-Texn0lyse, having some kind of unfortunate mental episode after being politely asked to "shut up" a couple of times.
"You never have an opinion. You just call people stupid in various uncreative ways. Your comments have less depth than anyone else's' on here, but you yell, "well you're just dumb then" loudly enough to convince yourself that you're a forensic champion, never wrong and always ready to show up on the side truth. I think you're a c**t. "
-Headsdream
"... for you to assume you can use such language with me just after I attempted suicide, not even taking into consideration if I'm just trying to relieve myself the only way I know how, with no one in my life to support me as I'm here writing... You know what, just go f**k yourself. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to pretend you can possibly be a human being after what you just said, the way you said it. "
-sweaterweather, on being referred to as "an infantilised mewling quim"
"Every time I laugh at King.Zog I feel vaguely guilty."
-TheBrownieNazi
"Piss off. I know an OED from a websters you mong. Mongy c**t. Is that a phrase? I'm trying to take the piss out of you."
-WilliamThallis
"@King.Zog You worthless pile of s**t I hope you get cancer and DIE in agony. "
- TwoSteps (angrily)
"Have you considered killing yourself, on the internet? No seriously, kill yourself. Goddamn oxygen thief."
-TwoSteps (cheering up a bit)
"Seriously, check out his profile, its like a someone assembling a clip show: The Best of Everyone Realising Zog Fucking Sucks."
-Jiffletta
WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? A WHOLE NEW SECTION?
Yes. In honour of a post so unintentionally creepy that it simply could not pass, unmourned, into obscurity, I give you the HALL OF FAIL.
"I have to make a confession: When my two girls were growing up, as a dad, I did worry about them having sex at too young an age. Now my eldest is over 21 and I kind of worry that she hasn't had that experience yet and I don't want to miss out on having an intimate relationship during her college years.... "
-ThatJeff, first inductee into the Hall of Fail and honorary godfather of this massive new development, inadvertently expressing a heartfelt desire to go balls-deep with his own daughter.
