I'm a 23 year old smart-ass from Nova Scotia, so really you can just stick any Canadian stereotype you can think of in here and call it my bio. As of February 6th, 2010, I'm also now a full-fledged internet meme.

First win on the Craptions: January 31st, 2010. My life is now complete.

Got editor's pick for my January 29th, 2010 Craption. Praise from Caesar.
Other Editor's Picks: March 27th, March 29th, August 25th, November 1st, March 23rd, 2011

Had a winning craption taken away from me on August 6th. The public said yes, but the censoring software said Fuck you Joey. The Craption: "Yeah, you should see this guy next to me Melissa. He looks like a total fag." (A clever pun combining a man dressed as a cigarette, with the fact that cigarettes are called fags in Britain.)

Total table for the Craptions (Top 11 only, Current Medal Standings: 4 Gold, 6 Silver, 6 Bronze. Take that Colombia!)
1st: January 31st, 2010, March 24th, August 22nd, January 27th, 2011
2nd: January 29th, 2010, February 8th, 14th, March 23rd, 29th, July 19th
3rd: February 13th, 2010, June 26th, August 2nd, 6th, 27th March 23rd, 2011, April 6th
4th: December 11th, 2009, February 14th, March 27th
5th: January 11th, 2010, February 6th, March 9th, April 10th, 15th, June 29th, August 25th, April 6th, 2011
6th: February 6th, 2010, October 29th, November 1st
7th: January 30th, 2010, March 3rd, 4th, July 15th, January 22nd, 2011, April 5th
8th: January 14th, 2010, January 22nd, 2011
9th: December 10th, 2009, February 26th, 2010, April 1st
10th: November 22nd, 2009, April 18th, 2010, May 2nd
11th: November 21st, 2009, February 7th, 2010, June 26th, February 3rd, 2011, April 6th

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