Name: Jesus the Nazarene (AKA Jesus Son of Joseph, The Christ, 'Nic' Cage, King of the Jews)
Age: 2,016 years old
Sex: male
Religion: Jewish
Political Status: Pro-Life Conservative Socialist
Favorite Movies: Joan of Arc, The Ten Commandments, Ben-Hur, Reservoir Dogs
Favorite TV show: The Mythbusters, The West Wing
Favorite Book: The Holy Bible
