Salutations, Crackedlings. Fortunately, I won't supply you with any superfluous personal details. Nevertheless, here's some fodder for your insatiable curiosity: I, a Midwestern girl of modest tastes, like to write silly little articles for silly little intellects and wish for you to know nothing more.
Besides the fact that the Midwest sucks completely.
Because in actuality, you can't handle the truth.
