Idaho, USA

Real Name:
Elizabeth Jeter
Member Since:
June 03, 2016

About Me

Hi there!
This is where I'm supposed to give you some sort of bio. But, if I gave you the full rundown, you'd be stuck for hours, maybe even days reading a whopping 583 pages of 'What the fuck?'. (Literally. I have a really depressing memoir published on Amazon.

Luckily, I've been able to use my diverse and sometimes humorous life experiences to make a fabulous pitcher of lemonade. The lemons tasted awful at the time, but like a convict brewing up a gourmet batch of pruno from the depths of their shit-crusted toilet, I've served my time and I'm ready to reap the rewards of my unconventionally crafted toilet wine.

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