Likes: internet, cats, chocolate, Die Hard, classical literature, dogs, Tim Curry, women, sleeping, honey badgers, coffee, and tacos.

Dislikes: Hampsters, men, Paula Deen, sand in my underwear, slinkies, rust, chick flicks, and skittles (because fuck the rainbow).

Other. I speak English, I'm trying to learn Spanish, but fuck me. I used to be fairly fluent in French. Used to, now I'd probably end up sleeping in a dirty gutter eating nothing but "fromage" and "steak frit" despite having plenty of money, should I ever find myself in France by surprise.

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