Amanda Mannen has written for Cracked since 2013. She works from a rotation of surfaces in western Canada, where she lives with her husband and various human and plant children. You can find her on Twitter @manna_festo, but really, who still uses Twitter?"
To think, if things had only gone a little differently, everyone born between 1985 and 2000 might have spent the next 10 years screaming “DONKEY!” in a different accent
