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I've been sciencing for what feels like light years, and I have to say I am disappointed in this country's knowledge of basic, or non-acidic as my colleagues would say, scientific principles. It weighs like kilograms on my heart that most people don't understand something as simple as kilograms (Kilo=many grams=what European's call lbs., not that hard people). So I write to inform the masses on things like object masses. Because if knowledge is power, after reading my columns you'll be upping that sweet knowledge-power to kilohertz and firing it from your mind gun at thousands of leagues-per-second. Pew-pew! Science.