I am not the person, object, or animal pictured in my avatar.

I once thought I was an intelligent person. Then I learned the truth. I do not know anything useful or applicable. Now I have a lot of useless information clogging my brain and keeping me from remembering phone numbers. At least I know how tall Napoleon Bonaparte really was.
Oh yeah sorry, I have Attention Deficit Disorder so I change my picture, tag line, signature and profile information the all time.
Lang lebe Herr Dexter!

These are my other places online, I normally am never on but you can try to get me on them!

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