Well, what to say, I am 27 year old Warehouse Mgr. living in Rhode Island. I know, pretty exciting stuff. I like sarcasm, daytime soaps, and long walks of short piers. Growing up I always wanted to become a member of the Cracked Online Community but my parents claimed it would just lead to laziness and a 500 dollar a day huffing habit. Well at least they got one of the two right. Which one, I'm not sure, "When I figure it out you'll be the first to know"! So I'm glad to be a member now I can kill some serious time at work!

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