I've been called a bad mother fucker, but seriously, ask her yourself - she says I'm great in bed.

I normally use the site without logging in, as I only log in to write a comment on an article - and I very rarely do that...too much of an experience with arseholes on YouTube. However, as the people of Cracked seem far more on my wavelength, please feel free to message me if you'd like to chat...and if I don't get back to you for ages, it's nothing personal - I probably haven't logged in and seen your e-mail for ages.

First ever PhotoPlasty entry, and I got featured! No. 11:

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