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monkeemind
Real Name: Matt Solomon
Member Since: July 11th, 2019
About Me:
Matt is the co-author of Deck Z: The Titanic and The Giant Smugglers, as well as a contributor at The Onion for 16 years. He has a master's degree in Communications Theory from Northern Illinois University.
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The Best Joke and Worst Joke George Carlin Ever Told
By Matt Solomon
We sorted through thousands of Carlin bits so you don’t have to
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The Four Worst Canadian Comedies To Leak Across The Border
By Matt Solomon
Even John Candy couldn't save these Canadian comedies.
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New Catholic Rob Schneider Doesn’t Know If He Can Still Tell Dirty Jokes
By Matt Solomon
No more "whipping my dick out" for Schneider.
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'The Simpsons' Called Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp Debacle, Naturally
By Matt Solomon
Once again, 'The Simpsons' reminds us that it's the Nostradamus of comedy.
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Rejected 'SNL' Sketch Would Have Reimagined ‘Home Alone’ with Eric Trump Left Behind
By Matt Solomon
Merry Christmas, you filthy liberals.
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Best Non-Weekend Update ‘SNL’ Sketches from Weekend Update Anchors
By Matt Solomon
What’s your favorite Colin Jost non-Update sketch? We’ll wait...
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‘SNL’ Five-Timer Emma Stone Takes Victory Lap As Season’s Strongest Host
By Matt Solomon
Stone takes her place among ‘SNL’ royalty
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If Chappelle Doesn’t Want to Be Associated with Lauren Boebert, He Shouldn’t Hold Such Similar Views
By Matt Solomon
Boebert ‘tricked’ and ‘blindsided’ Chappelle, but he only has himself to blame
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Carlos Mencia Remembers When George Lopez Fought Him Over Allegedly Stolen Jokes
By Matt Solomon
Still trying to figure out why two comics would fight over a TV remote-control joke.
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Congrats, Matt Rife — Marc Maron Says You’re the ‘New It Boy of Sh*tty Comedy’
By Matt Solomon
Maron says Rife is ditching female fans to ‘kiss up to these pseudo edge lords’
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6 Ads That Prove The Fitness Industry Was Always Insane
By Matt Solomon
If you want to understand capitalism, look at the diet and exercise industry.
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The 10 Weirdest Things For Sale At Fast Food Restaurants
By Matt Solomon
There's no explanation for these weirdly expensive items.
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5 Bizarro Attempts At Superhero TV Shows
By Matt Solomon
On top of the dozen or so superhero shows already on TV, there are a whole bunch more on the way.
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15 Iconic Props That 2000s Comedies Couldn’t Do Without
By Matt Solomon
Everything is funnier with a talking toilet.
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14 Comedian Looks They'd Rather Forget
By Matt Solomon
The Internet never forgets your comedy fashion choices.
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14 More Jokes That Belong in the Comedy Hall of Fame
By Matt Solomon
Classic jokes never get old.
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14 Funny People Who Sold Beer As A Side Hustle
By Matt Solomon
For extra cash, cracking open a cold one > cracking jokes.
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Now You Know: 14 Facts About Adam McKay
By Matt Solomon
Anchorman. SNL. Step Brothers. Here are 14 facts about comedy superhero Adam McKay.
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11 Comedians Who Write Comic Books
By Matt Solomon
We're still waiting for Daredevil to team up with Jay and Silent Bob.
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12 Reasons Robert Smigel Is The Comedy Terminator
By Matt Solomon
Fearless comedy writer Smigel creates in-your-face content ... for Triumph to poop on.
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14 Behind-The-Scenes Facts About 'Strangers with Candy'
By Matt Solomon
Jerri Blank was a user, a boozer, and a loser.
