Gather round, readers. It's interactive storytime.

The myths and scams are out in full force.

Take that, screenwriters.

All movie and TV lots should come with suggestion boxes.

Never underestimate the unifying power of phalluses.

You never know when you’re going to bumble into the find of the century.

These famous characters were nearly played by startlingly different actors.

Turns out trolling has a long, storied, history.

It’s like they think nobody knows what Canada looks like.

We’re putting the reaction back in 'chemical reaction.'