Celebrities are just like us — but better, and richer, and prettier. And just like the better, richer, prettier people in high school, all the hot people keep hooking up with each other, or at least making out in their trailers. (There’s a Bowling for Soup song all about all this, we're sure.) Sometimes though, it’s with people we’d never expect. 

Love is a very splendorous thing, that fills life with joy, meaning, serotonin… And sometimes, just sometimes, it’s also a thing that publicists just make up because it gets clicks. (Thank you for proving them right, by the way.) Sometimes it’s because they’re both hot or weird, and sometimes it’s because you just want to believe in beautiful people being happy — cuz if not them, then who? 

These things, though, are hard to tell. Is it real or is it memorex? Real or fake, either way some of these pairings are incredibly out there.

Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher

Surprising Celebrity Couples Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher Han Solo and Princess Leia had an affair. CRACKED.COM

Source: Vanity Fair

Cher and Tom Cruise

Surprising Celebrity Couples Cher and Tom Cruise Back in the '80s, everything was wild - and in the chaos, Cher and the 16 years younger Cruise managed to hide the fact that they were dating. CRACKED.COM

Source: Smooth Radio

Amy Poehler and John Stamos

Surprising Celebrity Couples Amy Poehler and John Stamos Poehler was set up on a date with Stamos, and didn't even know she was on a date. She went in a Parks and Rec shirt, because why not make it as funny as possible. CRACKED.COM

Source: TheThings

Liv Tyler and Joaquin Phoenix

Surprising Celebrity Couples Liv Tyler and Joaquin Phoenix The two met on the set of Inventing the Abbotts, and bonded over their weird family lives - before making a family of their own. CRACKED.COM

Source: TheThings

Jimmy Fallon and Nicole Kidman

Surprising Celebrity Couples Jimmy Fallon and Nicole Kidman Fallon ended up on a date he didn't know was a date with Kidman. It went so badly, Kidman thought he was gay. CRACKED.COM

Source: KoiMoi

Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles

Surprising Celebrity Couples Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles This future MCU director we keep forgetting is working and this former pop idol MCU star have come under attack because she's ten years older than him, but she insists they're both in love. CRACKED.COM

Source: Capital FM

Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff

Surprising Celebrity Couples Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff Matrix villain Groff dated perpetual villain Quinto, but neither has talked much about their short relationship. CRACKED.COM

Source: PinkNews

Madonna and Dennis Rodman

Surprising Celebrity Couples Madonna and Dennis Rodman Madonna reportedly locked Rodman in her hotel room, and he told her her music sucks. It was love at first sight... for all of two months. CRACKED.COM

Source: Marie Claire

Naya Rivera and David Spade

Surprising Celebrity Couples HS Naya Rivera and David Spade The two were first seen in a pool together, joked about not being dating... and then kept being seen together. The 22-year age gap didn't stop them from dating for a while. CRACKED.COM

Source: The List

Grimes and Chelsea Manning

Surprising Celebrity Couples Grimes and Chelsea Manning Weird-good music maker is dating convicted whistle-blower and famous Trans Person™ Chelsea Manning. Odds are high their child will have an even weirder name. CRACKED.COM

Source: Page Six

Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen

Surprising Celebrity Couples OGIRO ®GIRO TRONG.ORG Lance LIV Armstrong TRONG N7 and Ashley Olsen Armstrong dated the 15 year younger Olsen when she was only 21, which made his friends mad. To this he replied, F-off, she's 21, which... plays in some circles. CRACKED.COM

Source: E! Online

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