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Jurassic Park is responsible for many ‘90’s kids’ obsession with dinosaurs. However, it also perpetuates a number of scientific inaccuracies which eventually frustrate those same dino kids.

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Spinosaurus Was A Pescatarian CRACKED.COM Jurassic Park III featured a Spinosaurus, a large carnivorous dino with a sail on its back, that killed a T. Rex. However, fossil remnants indicate that the Spinosaurus was a semi-aquatic piscivore (fish eater) with lengthened jaws and conical, un-serrated teeth, and thus primarily ate fish and wouldn't have any reason to hunt a T. Rex. — Source

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T. Rex Wasn't Quick On His Feet CRACKED.COM When Jurassic Park was created in 1993, there was a common misconception among paleontologists that a T. Rex could run up to 40 mph. However, we now know that a T-Rex has a running speed of approximately 15 mph, which was fast enough to hunt slow-moving herbivore prey but not swift enough to outpace an early '90s Jeep. — Source

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T. Rex Was A Clapper, Not A Slapper CRACKED.COM When imagining T. Rex or the other the bipedal carnivores of Jurassic Park, the average person would assume that they walked with their arms held upright wrists at their turned sides. down, However, and T. elbows Rex and other bipedal dinosaurs' hands actually faced inward and could turn their palms upwards. — Source

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Dilophosaurus Couldn't Spit Venom VS CRACKED.COM In one of Jurassic Park's most iconic scenes, a Dilophosaurus assails a nefarious character by spitting venom at him, leading to his demise. Unfortunately, there is zero fossil evidence to support this spit superpower OR the multi-colored neck fan it uses in the movie to stun its victim. However, Dilophosauruses had a ridge of feathers down the back of its head. — Source

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Pterosaurs Couldn't Carry People CRACKED.COM In Jurassic World, Pterosaurs - a flying reptile, NOT a dinosaur - abduct and fly away with unsuspecting humans. However, it is unlikely that Pterosaurs would have been able to pick up and carry people heavier than their body weight while maintaining flight. Additionally, the Pterosaurs are portrayed flying like smaller birds when, in reality, they would more closely resemble larger birds, which require a running start or use air currents to start their flight. — Source

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Mosasaur Is Too Damn Big CRACKED COM In Jurassic World, a Mosasaur-a swimming reptile, NOT a dinosaur-was portrayed in a sea-world like atmosphere, consuming a great white shark. HOWEVER, the prehistoric aquatic reptile in Jurassic World is twice the size of the largest Mosasaur fossil. However, the movie did get one aspect of the Mosasaur's anatomy right: it showed the Mosasaur's palatal teeth, a second set of chompers, similar to snakes and lizards, to hold their prey. — Source

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Dino DNA Is Too Old for Amber BINGO! Dino DNA! KAH CRACKED.COM In Jurassic Park, scientists are able to clone dinosaurs with the help of a mosquito full of dino blood they discover trapped in a piece isn't deteriorates possible of amber. because, and This subsequently about simply DNA 7 million disintegrates after years and the last dinosaur perished over 65 million years ago. — Source

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Calling Jurassic Park On Its (Triceratops) Shit That is one big pile of shit. CRACKED COM Early on in Jurassic Park, the tour encounters a sick Triceratops and beside it, a larger-than-life pile of dung which looms over every human who approaches it. However, the largest known Coprolite (fossilized Dino droppings) measured only 17 inches long and 7 inches wide, meaning the filmmakers were full of shit. — Source

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Triceratops Wouldn't Have Gotten Sick CRACKED.COM Early in Jurassic Park, the group takes a detour to tend to a sick Triceratops who may have swallowed poisonous plants growing near the small stones, or gastroliths, they swallowed to crush and mash food in their stomachs. However, Triceratops had square and blocky teeth and, based on studies of the jaws and muscles surrounding their skulls, could likely chew his own food and likely had no use for gastroliths. — Source

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Dinos Had Feathers CRACKED.COM When Jurassic Park came out in 1993, scientists didn't know that dinosaurs had feathers. Thus, when they began producing the second Jurassic Park movie, they couldn't give dinos feathers because it would create a consistency problem. However, it is now widely believed in the paleontological community that, just like all mammals have some hair, all dinosaurs had feathers. — Source

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Velociraptors Were Real-Life Dino Nuggets GRACKED.COM Velociraptor Deinonychus Utah Rapto Unlike Spielberg's 6-foot-tall Velociraptors, the sickle-clawed Velociraptor was actually closer to the size of chickens. During production of Jurassic Park, another kind of Maniraptor, the Utahraptor, was discovered, size which was much closer in to the Velociraptors depicted in the movie. — Source

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T. Rex Had A Strong Sniffer CRACKED.COM T. Rex's sense of smell was so strong that he wouldn't have needed to rely on sight alone find his prey. However, this wouldn't have made for a super suspenseful movie, because he would've sniffed out and consumed everyone incredibly quickly. Modern paleontologists believe that T. Rex likely had an impressive olfactory bulb which enabled them to use their sense of smell to hunt prey. — Source

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T. Rex Could See For Miles & Miles RASSI CRACKED.COM In Jurassic Park, when T. Rex escaped from his cage, Dr. Alan Grant told everyone to be completely still because the T. Rex's vision was based on movement. If Jurassic Park had been real, this misconception would've gotten everyone killed. In fact, these king dinos had binocular vision which allowed them to see three-dimensional objects with incredible clarity, even if they're motionless or camouflaged. — Source

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