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Why can’t we make $$$$ auctioning off our breakfast leftovers?

15 Truly Weird Celebrity Personal Items That Got Auctioned Off

December 09, 2021

When you’re a celebrity, you can easily make a few thousand dollars auctioning off your used napkins or whatever, and some celebs do. Like these 15:

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Somebody bought Justin Timberlake's toast for $1,025 back in 2000. The toast was auctioned on eBay - specifically, it was two pieces of singed French Toast, bought by a 19-year-old fan. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Justin Bieber auctioned off his pet snake -а baby albino boa constrictor. The charmingly named Johnson made an appearance with the Biebs at the 2011 VMAs, then got auctioned later that same year. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Lauren Bacall owned a pair of deer antlers, and they were auctioned off. It happened after her death, and the antlers fetched a price of $2,000 (they got bought by an actor who'd been friends with her). CRACKED.COM — Source

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The first-ever tweet got auctioned off (as an NFT) by Jack Dorsey for millions of dollars. It's as ordinary and unsurprising as you can imagine: it says just setting up my twttr (Twttr was, of course, Twitter's original name.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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In 2013, Marilyn Monroe's facial X-rays (from 1962) got put up on auction. They were taken when she was 36, just two months before she had died. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Kurt Cobain's Unplugged cardigan got auctioned off-twice. It was the one he famously wore in his 1994 Unplugged performance, and the minimum (pre-auction) bid the second time around was $200,000. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The Holy Father's iPad was sold off in an auction for an out-of-this-world price. It sold for $30,500, and the proceeds went to a very this-worldly cause - helping poor kids in Uruguay. CRACKED.COM — Source

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You could've bought John Lennon's tooth in an auction, if you could afford it. Lennon had given it to his housekeeper as a memento and, of course, it ended up being seriously valuable many years later. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Hugh Hefner's typewriter got auctioned off for a total of $162,500 in 2018. It was an Underwood Standard Portable typewriter, and he'd used it in college and also for the first-ever issue of Playboy. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Ronald Reagan's blood was taken from a hospital and eventually auctioned. Specifically, it was a vial of his blood that was sampled when he got treated after his assassination attempt - as it was the President's blood, someone (of course) took it home. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Cara Delevingne is, somehow, auctioning off her personal vagina video NFT. The NFT is for a video where she talks about her vagina and the extreme importance it has to her, saying things like My first word was 'mine.' To me, that means something that is most mine-my vagina. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Kate Middleton and Prince William's wedding cake sold for a total of $4,160. Well, actually, not even the whole cake - it was a slice of cake that was, uh, two years old at the time. CRACKED.COM — Source

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One of Prince's legendary yellow cloud electric guitars got auctioned off. Не used it in songs like Cream and Gett Off, and the opening bid was set at $30,000. CRACKED.COM — Source

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The iconic tutu that Carrie Bradshaw wore in Sex and the City was auctioned. ARTS It's the one she wore in the show's intro, and the money went to people affected by homelessness and HIV/AIDS. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Miley Cyrus auctioned a Caitlyn Jenner-themed artwork for $69,000. The money went to an AIDS charity, and the artwork was a set of three copies of the Caitlyn Jenner Vanity Fair cover that were framed, bedazzled, and signed. CRACKED.COM — Source

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