Cracked VS: Batman Versus A Man With A Bat
Has the Dark Knight finally met his match?
![Cracked VS: Batman Versus A Man With A Bat](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/9/6/793596_320x180.jpg)
Welcome to Cracked VS, a new feature where we pit two topics against each other and let ‘em duke it out. Today’s topic: Batman VS A man with a bat.
How does the World's Greatest Detective measure up against 33 inches of pure ash wood? Let us know who you think wins in the comments!
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT ORIGIN STORY Detective GENUINE COMICS 10 As explained in Detective Purchased a Louisville Comics #33, a Young Slugger Series 3X 33 Ash Bruce Wayne's parents are Bat from Dick's Sporting murdered by criminal Joe Goods. Total cost $34.99, Chill. Bruce then swears an not including taxes or oath to rid the city of evil, shipping. and trains to do so. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/9/8/793598.jpg)
Source: CBR.com
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT HOME Batman lives in Stamford, Connecticut, Gotham City, described by known as Lock City. a Batman editor as Stamford is the 16th safest Manhattan below 14th St city in the nation. Lives in at eleven minutes past a 3-bedroom 2-bathroom. midnight on the coldest Current valuation at night of November. $457,000. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/1/793601.jpg)
Source: Batman Wiki
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT WEAPONS Lourville Batman has access to a Mostly just the bat. He massive arsenal of drives a Subaru Forester, gadgets, such as the which is not weaponized in famous batarangs, any way but he could still minigture mines called hit somebody with it and it bat-bombs, and of course would definitely mess the fearsome Batmobile. them up pretty bad. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/5/9/9/793599.jpg)
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT SIDEKICK Sensational MANTER THE Robin FIND OF 1940 BOY WONDER R Robin (real name Dick He met his wife Lily at a Grayson was introduced Medieval Times, when he in Detective Comics #38. accidentally knocked her Batman became his turkey leg into the ring. mentor after Boss Zucco She's a tenured professor sabotaged his parents' at UConn-Stamford, circus act, killing them. teaching Statistics. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/6/793606.jpg)
Source: Looper
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT BIGGEST RIVAL The Joker's role as a He has a tenuous personified, cackling relationship with his trolley problem, forcing step-son Ryan, whom he Batman to kill him or let nevertheless has great others be killed, lets him love for. Ryan never killed live foremost in the Bat's Robin but he did cut all the head as his archvillain. toes off his socks once. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/2/793602.jpg)
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT CHARITY WAYNE FOUNDATION PENTHOUSE gofundme The World's #1 Personal Fundraising Website First named the Alfred Donated $200 to the Foundation after Alfred GoFundMe for his old Pennyworth's death, it English teacher, who is in was renamed the Wayne medical debt after being Foundation after Alfred, struck by a Postmates as comic characters do, driver delivering a Wild came back to life. Cherry Slurpee. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/0/793600.jpg)
Source: DC Database
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT LOVE INTEREST(S) ROBIN AND CAN HIDE ACCEPT A THERE SOMEPLACE, DATE WITH BUT HOW CAN A SOCIAL you ARRANGE BUTTERFLY TO BE THERE? NAMED BRUCE WAYNE! I'LL CALL HIM RIGHT NOW! Batman has many In addition to his wife Lily, relationships, often failed, he has a weird crush on across the Multiverse, that goth lady from NCIS, from Vicki Vale to Julie and has a hidden folder on Madison to Catwoman, his computer with pictures with whom he had a of her. He is not aware of daughter [Huntress.) the Multiverse. C'RACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/7/793607.jpg)
Source: DC Database
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT SECRET LAIR When Batman needs some When he is feeling alone time, he retreats overwhelmed, whether to the Batcave, an from work, Ryan's latest underground crime lab first pranks, or both, he introduced in the second retreats to the 2nd floor chapter of the 1943 bathroom and plays Batman film serial. Temple Run on his phone. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/4/793604.jpg)
Source: CBR
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT SECRET IDENTITY Batman utilizes a disguise Has a second e-mail and a variety of very address, PhilRudd75, strained vocal variations named after the drummer to protect his secret of AC/DC, which he uses to identity, that of billionaire subscribe to pornography playboy and philanthropist websites and the NCIS Bruce Wayne. fan forums. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/5/793605.jpg)
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT FINAL SHOWDOWN -Parents both dead -One parent dead (old age -Billionaire -Not rich but does ok -Trouble with relationships -Happily married -Access to lots of gadgets -Pretty much just a Roku -Sworn oath to fight crime -Marriage oath but that's it -Clown trying to kill him -Clowns unaware he exists -Might own a baseball bat -Definitely owns baseball bat CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/0/3/793603.jpg)
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT WHO WOULD WIN in A FIGHT? They would not fight. The man with the bat has committed no crime. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/8/9/793689.jpg)
![CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT OK BUT IF THEY HAD TO FIGHT WHO WOULD WIN Batman would win in almost The man with a bat would every scenario where he is win if Batman was unaware aware of the man with the he was attacking, like if he bat. This is due to many was napping with a noise reasons including training, machine on, and the man strength, pain tolerance, with a bat got a really good weaponry, and being better swing in on that pumpkin. at punching and kicking. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/8/8/793688.jpg)