Cracked VS: Batman Versus A Man With A Bat

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Cracked VS: Batman Versus A Man With A Bat

Welcome to Cracked VS, a new feature where we pit two topics against each other and let ‘em duke it out. Today’s topic: Batman VS A man with a bat.

How does the World's Greatest Detective measure up against 33 inches of pure ash wood? Let us know who you think wins in the comments!

CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT WEAPONS Lourville Batman has access to a Mostly just the bat. He massive arsenal of drives a Subaru Forester, gadgets, such as the which is not weaponized in famous batarangs, any way but he could still minigture mines called hit somebody with it and it bat-bombs, and of course would definitely mess the fearsome Batmobile. them up pretty bad. CRACKED.COM

CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT BIGGEST RIVAL The Joker's role as a He has a tenuous personified, cackling relationship with his trolley problem, forcing step-son Ryan, whom he Batman to kill him or let nevertheless has great others be killed, lets him love for. Ryan never killed live foremost in the Bat's Robin but he did cut all the head as his archvillain. toes off his socks once. CRACKED.COM

CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT SECRET IDENTITY Batman utilizes a disguise Has a second e-mail and a variety of very address, PhilRudd75, strained vocal variations named after the drummer to protect his secret of AC/DC, which he uses to identity, that of billionaire subscribe to pornography playboy and philanthropist websites and the NCIS Bruce Wayne. fan forums. CRACKED.COM

CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT FINAL SHOWDOWN -Parents both dead -One parent dead (old age -Billionaire -Not rich but does ok -Trouble with relationships -Happily married -Access to lots of gadgets -Pretty much just a Roku -Sworn oath to fight crime -Marriage oath but that's it -Clown trying to kill him -Clowns unaware he exists -Might own a baseball bat -Definitely owns baseball bat CRACKED.COM

CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT WHO WOULD WIN in A FIGHT? They would not fight. The man with the bat has committed no crime. CRACKED.COM

CRACKED VS. BATMAN VS. A MAO WITH A BAT OK BUT IF THEY HAD TO FIGHT WHO WOULD WIN Batman would win in almost The man with a bat would every scenario where he is win if Batman was unaware aware of the man with the he was attacking, like if he bat. This is due to many was napping with a noise reasons including training, machine on, and the man strength, pain tolerance, with a bat got a really good weaponry, and being better swing in on that pumpkin. at punching and kicking. CRACKED.COM

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