What do you do with all the random facts we give you? Do you keep them for yourself, greedily hoarding them like a nerdy dragon? Just who do you think you are? Keeping all of that info to yourself like some greedy trivia pig. What's wrong with you?
Cracked facts aren't just for you. Sure, we like giving you this fun info, but this stuff is meant to be shared. Not just RT'd but linked and sent to friends, family, and other loved ones. The world needs to know this stuff, not just you. So stop being a knowledge glutton and share. You should stop being so selfish or else we're going to stop making fun fact-based articles like this one. Consider this a warning.
Okay, do you understand now? Good, now we can move forward. Proud of you.
Here’s a new truckful of trivia for you. We know you’ll use this knowledge wisely.