Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

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Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Dictators love pretending they operate on some higher plane, as if every breath they take reshapes history. Yet away from the microphones, many quietly nurtured hobbies so petty they could have been lifted from a high school talent show that nobody asked for.

One polished stamp. Another fussed over pastries. Several hid in private rooms, crafting poems, building tiny trains, or rearranging household items with the intensity of men outrunning their own reputations. The contrast is almost comforting in its absurdity.

Their cruelty never shrinks. Their egos never soften. But their hobbies reveal a surprising truth. Power breaks people in funny ways.

Kim Jong-il

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Collected more than twenty thousand films and sang private karaoke with enthusiasm.

Reza Pahlavi

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Built one of the world’s most valuable stamp collections with meticulous cataloging.

Mobutu Sese Seko

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Collected extravagant hats and leopard-skin clothing as part of his signature look.

Mengistu Haile Mariam

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Logged hours swimming in indoor pools and maintained a steady hunting routine.

Pol Pot

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Listened to European classical music and carved wood in quiet sessions.

Ferdinand Marcos

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Cultivated rare orchids and designed palace gardens with meticulous detail.

Saparmurat Niyazov

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Wrote children’s stories and poems centered on himself alongside his national text.

Rafael Trujillo

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Accumulated uniforms and self-awarded medals that required special support to wear.

Augusto Pinochet

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Practiced embroidery in his spare time and collected lead military figurines.

Papa Doc Duvalier

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Wrote self-glorifying poetry and mixed it with Vodou themes to reinforce authority.

Muammar Gaddafi

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Designed his own elaborate uniforms and traveled with a personal tent he insisted on using abroad.

Francisco Franco

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Searched for historical treasure and dedicated regular time to fishing.

Nicolae Ceaușescu

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Oversaw family hairstyles and outfits to maintain a tightly managed image.

Benito Mussolini

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Played violin seriously and performed fencing routines to project discipline.

Fidel Castro

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Bred dairy cattle obsessively and promoted record yields from his favorite cow.

Mao Zedong

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Spent extended hours swimming in private pools as part of his personal routine.

Saddam Hussein

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Wrote long romantic novels while running the country with absolute control.

Adolf Hitler

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Designed opera costumes and rearranged interiors despite failing as a fine arts painter.

Joseph Stalin

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Doodled wolf heads on official papers while taking calls or signing state decisions.

Idi Amin

Evil Dictators With Some Surprisingly Petty Hobbies

Enjoyed the accordion and set up miniature toy car races throughout the palace.

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