67 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of October 2025

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67 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of October 2025
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In October, Twitter really came together to roast worthy targets.

When one unfortunate guy declared that The Far Side “wasn’t funny,” fans of the beloved comic not only called him dumb as hell, but used the hate tweet as an opportunity to post their favorite strips.

Later in the month, an even dumber guy posted an A.I.-generated clip of Friends, claiming that sitcoms would “never be the same” because of the allegedly incredible technology. People watched the clip, quickly determined its brainrot characteristics and went in for the kill. Naturally, the original TV show caught a few strays as well.

Those guys had plenty of company, though — Twitter’s other victims in October included Arnold Schwarzenegger, parents everywhere and a very gentle slope.

giliann @dfarecs . Oct 19 ... They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before 27 2.1K 41K 664K
Mike Recine @mikerecine 17h s ... Me when I go to Trader Joe's. I love you, but you're not a serious grocery store 2.6K 71 66K del 941K
ethan @lil_eath . Oct 19 ... sending a you up? text at noon on a sunday cus like you really never know these days 14 1.2K 21K 204K
comfort king @dr0wninjewels. 21h G ... poorly guarded.. wow gabibi @miocest. Oct 18 ? 7:03 P Tuesday, October 7 U single or poorly guarded 8:14 AM Accept Block or report Delete 324 7.9K 131K 5.2M
s ... jan @janprint Oct 19 his heart was not in it girl patrick @andhewarhall. Oct 18 about last night 122 1.7K 99K del 5.1M
Miss Gender @girldrawsghosts Oct 18 O ... thing about the Skarsgird clan is, however many you think there are, there are more. Now you might be thinking, okay, one or two more. Nope. billumination @billskrsgrdbill Oct 18 Kolbjörn Skarsgård as Walter in the horror TV show Blood Cruise 167 5.9K 106K del 3.2M
g @34rths Oct 18 O ... This is the worst month of my Life g @34rths . S Sep 26 October Will you be Kind to me once more please 92 7.1K 37K 751K
S dihhego brando's sari sari store @louieloeloe Oct 18 ... PARENTS VISITED ME AND BROUGHT THE THING 241 7.1K 142K del 1.1M
Li @liyahswrld . Oct 18 ... if i ever say I have a question just know that rico has been built 88 15K 56K del 1M
David DeWeil @daviddeweil Oct 18 ... I get why people eventually get into bird watching. A beautiful little humming bird would never run up the middle 3 straight times and then punt 115 4.8K 72K del 1.7M
amanda @jailedamanda. 22h s ... Не kind of looks like if Matt Damon and Ben Affleck had a baby and you saw that baby out of the corner of your eye SATURDAY HIGHT..... ETWORK @thesnlnetwork - Oct 19 Saturday Night Network Tommy Brennan makes his #SNL Weekend Update debut! 29 428 15K 323K
@dstnyreal. Oct 19 s ... i i wish i had unlimited lives so i could just blow my head off infront of anybody who pmo 71 16K 105K 820K
S ... kj quest @girlbugquest Oct 19 when i went to see perfect blue at amc last week there was a screening of this movie down the hall and they offered us free tickets and said aziz will be in the audience. had a very good time watching perfect blue V Variety @Variety Oct 18 Lionsgate's release of Good Fortune earned just $2.4 million across Friday and preview screenings. That's a muted kick-off for the $30 million production, which comes despite a starry cast of Keanu Reeves, Seth Rogen, Sandra Oh and Keke Palmer. bit.ly/4hforFQ 29 182 6.8K 335K
ezra @ltsreallove Oct 18 S ... every time ive seen this pic im staring at yoko so hard that im just now noticing the bullshit he's holding daily lennono @dailylennono Oct 16 97 2.5K 75K 1.7M
@spikeywolves Oct 19 S ... Spike Data centers when you charge them for the energy that they use MORE PERFECT More Perfect Union UNION @MorePerfectUS Oct 15 In New Jersey a bill has been introduced to make sure data centers pay for electricity they use. This power surcharge would go toward modernizing the state's electric grid. 147 11K 166K dal 3.3M
Sophia @its_Sophia_24·2 23h ... A lot of you guys are miserable because you don't do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week 69 5.6K 28K 365K
Ellie @EllieGabalus . 13h S ... Thought that was a Republican group chat for a second 17525272901868291765377191994762... @gOPwbi... Sep 19 3.6K 175 80K 715K
??? @14152651sS3xy 19h S ... called my mum to gossip, she's asking me if i've applied to jobs today Il GIF 9.3K 322 145K 1.4M
john @john_wilddog 16h s ... i love how it just says he had The Disease France Elects @FRElects Oct 20 Senator Gilbert Bouchet (LR) has died. Не had been fighting against the disease for more than three years. SONAT 164 2.2K 71K del 1.5M
john v. variety LOVESU4EVER ON SALE/ST... @johnvvar... 21h G ... There are tears running down my face. This website is like a parking garage full of meth addicts Kyle Mitchell @opinioncasino Oct 19 I Bought $250,000 Worth of Physical Nickels No, that's not a typo. That's 5 million coins. 55,000 pounds of American metal stacked in... Show more NICKELS pied - appear addressed - - are NICKELS N S S$ tarme $100 S KELS $2 LOOMIS NICKELS $100 NICKELS $100 222 98K 4.6K 5.5M
kirs ت @kirsmu . 20h ... the way this could be applied to anything going on right now Neeks @MsAmbiguous Oct 18 So like....gestures wildly*.....all this not crazy to yall? 16 12K 61K del 1.1M
The Antihero @YourBoy_KG.8h Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function? 153 5.3K 16K del 350K
O ... mexican-arab midi @j0an_of_fart.20h a girl wanted to make out with me at the function and i said sorry, i can only do that if i've made an intellectual and emotional connection with someone 224 3.3K 55K 838K
ms perfect face. @_liljada 23h ... please don't think of me today unless the thought is to send me money 35 7.3K 18K del 466K
Zelda | za brained @paintcreatesart. 6h ... well they're not called game normal now are they kuremi II Commissions Open @krembeni . 14h Some sicko at Game Freak to time out of their day to model out the shape of this guys toes into his socks and sandals 22 2.3K 30K 359K
s ... arian ghashghai @arian_ghashghai Oct 19 Exec Sum @exec_sum Oct 19 NEWS: Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol says the coffee giant is now all-in on AI. 109 1.9K 52K 1.8M
winter @_winter_wonders . 23h ... sloperating system Windows @Windows Oct 19 Al is now built in. Every Windows 11 PC is now an Al PC-with Copilot at the center of it all. How can help you? Help me gat ready for rooming Suggest organization who can For me curser advice ony now from my manager? 0:14 36 802 14K del 171K
-IAm Sonic.exe, Pay My Taxes- ... @TheCyberB... Oct 20 s ... Imagine just being some guy who wants to entertain kids and then some fuck ass ancient eldritch entity just steals your look and ruin your reputation 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . Oct 18 Pennywise performing at the 1908 Derry circus in 'IT: WELCOME TO DERRY' 65 2.8K 863K 41K
@ppyowna Oct 20 ... my niece y'all auntie 19:39 auntie 19:39 when you die, your ipad will be mine, okay? 19:39 C Message @cessonmute Oct 20 what's the craziest text or message you've ever received? 1.1K 31K 324K del 11M
zae @itszaeok 21h S ... big mama getting old i cant read this font POP CRAVE @PopCrave 22h Pop Crave Halle Bailey unveils the tracklist for debut album, 'love? or something like it,' out this Friday. Features include GloRilla, Mariah the Scientist, Chlöe Bailey, & H.E.R. intro overtime know bout ma A glorilla his type heaven interlada 2 alone A mariah the scientist back & forth bravefree H e can feel again M Aloe in your hands no warning # #.E.R bite your lip angel because i love you 81 678 345K 10K
the lesser known fourth head of Cerberus @ethanrants_ Oct 20 O ... like I'm sorry but I'm going to make assumptions about your politics if I see this special agent juliette auckberry @firesidesucks Oct 19 you laugh you go to hell x.com/iminthethirdac... MINECRAFT MOVIE SINNERS 1/2 1 3K 58K 963K
@ForeverElSanto. 21h G ... Parody account i dont like this photo of her P+ Tungs Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz Oct 20 Lana Del Rey is rumored to be on the soundtrack for the new James Bond film. 007F 348 1.2K 66K del 2.1M
A Left-Wing Account TM @PushDemsLeft Oct 20 S ... SUP guys like me are mad for turtle meat @Arr The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going but a dog can't play basketball! while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over 2:08 PM 6/28/18 31.7K Likes 7,234 Retweets 387 Quotes @kenklippenst... Oct 19 Ken Klippenstein (NSPM-7 Compli... MSNBC contributor downplays NSPM-7, saying: The government still has to, at least by law, comply with the existing law, right? 0:36 CANS RAMP UP ATTACKS ON NO KINGS PROTESTS 34 2.7K 40K del 1M
AJ Thurston, PhD @AJThurston Oct 19 ... Slope so gentle if it were a wheelchair ramp it'd be ADA compliant @NTFabiano Oct 19 Nicholas Fabiano, MD Needing glasses (myopia) is associated with higher IQ. 4 31 2 1 IQ 0 -1 -2 o -3 -4 -10.0 -7.5 -5.0 -2.5 0.0 7.5 2.5 10.0 5.0 Refractive Error (D) 140 2.8K 110K del 2.5M
niall @niallpta Oct 21 ... went on letterboxd to see the friend who's recently gotten into movies has been logging all timers 3 stars GIF 47 610 20K del 285K
Idara @Idarabasimi Oct 21 S ... If you don't do it for him, another woman will Me: 331 11K 58K 934K
Zik @_Gottalovezik - 22h ... telling your parents about your problems is like adding to your problems 238 11K 49K 623K
Dave @tufdave Oct 21 ... My sister's boyfriend passed out while she was giving birth yesterday and when he woke up, one nurse said you just had to make it about you 809 14K 295K 6.2M
@_fwowen 9h ... Get pregnant and show them how it's done sir. Levi @WittyLevi . 10h When you're pregnant, take care of yourself do your hair, dress well, and feel good. You're pregnant, not falling apart. 261 11K 75K del 1.2M
maha @mahaaaay 22h s ... i am doing my part Join x Welcome to FanDuel Enter your email to get started. EMAIL shoheiohtani@gmail.com Continue 36 435 17K 438K
Waziriagain @dagbana__ Oct 21 ... The nice life you start imagining after submitting your CV Keabetswe @akreana_.Jun 26 Peak delusion ? 426 25K 122K 3M
+ just a little boy + #travisclub @littlestboy_ Oct 20 ... how im feeling 175 11K 633K 63K
Micah @nicejewishbutch . 2 22h ... I was giggling with my tattoo artist about how his pre-tattoo requirements includes have good personal hygiene and apparently this was put in place bc a polycule came in and they said they can only shower every 72 hours bc they're neurodivergent and he realized enough is enough 41 2K 74K del 1.2M
Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex.23h S ... Never leaving this app Jonathan (Alphasapian) X.com @Jonny142000 How are the blue jays Americas team when they are from Canada? 10:43AM 10/21/25 602K Views 41 63 1 4 Relevant View quotes carl steezer @carlsteez.2h : If the Dodgers played the Taliban I'd be in the crowd wearing a burka 6 23 629 del 18K 138 92K 4.4K del 2.6M
luna @kittyandthemoon Oct 21 G ... Do you have a boyfriend? Yes I do That means we'll have to find him a new girlfriend I want you Brandon @Brandon93Smith Oct 20 Look. I'm 32. There aren't too many good ones left. If she's married, I respect it completely. If she's my age with a 4 year boyfriend, I might go for the steal. ... 73 2.4K 38K 1.7M
G Mike Nicastro @MikedUpSports1 Oct 20 ... Doctor who Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24 Oct 20 Ahead of Lamar Jackson's potential return against the Bears, I spoke with Provo Lutheran orthopedic surgeon Dr. Gerald Peanus about the injury. The hamstring is crucial to an athlete's mobility, Dr. Peanus told me... 229 1.5K 35K 3.2M
O Turbo Granny @OverACheatah 20h ... Не dont have regular clothes? @ClaudetteGGibs1. Oct 20 Nurses Against Dick Pics. President Biden finished his radiation therapy and rang the bell today. Desclogy incredible doctors, nurses, and stan Medicine at Penn Medicine. We are so grateful! Oncology PennM Radiation Medicine Oneology Penn Radian Medi Oncolo Rad Once Medicine Oncology and Pent العامة EXTINGY Mea Oncolo nn Medicine Derology P CAL Red هي water Medicine Oncology nn Medicine dution Oncelogy adidas Penn Radiatio 422 2.8K 88K del 2.9M
Nina @nocturnologist . 1 18h G ... Here they are I wish Looks pretty bad EVERYONE down there. I could be sure am glad we aborted! were aborted! Napoleon Bonaparte Appreciator @NapoleonBonabot - Oct 20 ABORTED GF Aborted Sister - A third of Generation Z does not exist due to abortion - / - 433 12K 182K del 3.2M
G diamond boy @jamonthedon.2 21h ... parole officers: Dave @dvwitdashifts Oct 19 Updating me while you out >>> 176 4.5K 28K del 804K
eric @odailybitch.2 21h ... called my dad to tell him the check engine light is on in my car and he told me i should probably have the engine checked bravo GIF 42 1.3K 52K del 509K
:( @azfeelin Oct 21 S ... me when i'm left alone with my thoughts 173 33K 122K del 1.3M
:( @azfeelin Oct 21 S ... when i joke about my lore but then i remember 123 40K 204K del 2.1M
@vamptact Oct 20 s ... don't come to my house and you sharing your location with 37 people 47 3.8K 40K 473K
Heisenberg @turakeey_Jr Oct 20 ... My sister don't even touch the brakes while turning, she just turn. 568 4.5K 71K del 1.6M
behold the riant anthropoid @spitemeter Oct 21 ... this is exactly what i would say if i ran a colored pencil shop for 30 years and i had no idea where each one of the thousands of pencils was DaVinci @BiancoDavinci Oct 19 This guy has been running a colored pencil shop in Tehran for 30 years. The walls are covered with thousands of pencils, and he's the only one who knows where each one is. 255 8.3K 5.6M 214K
G Mama Mgeni @findingwairimu Oct 21 ... Curious as to what air means to you.... @ResilienceX3 Oct 20 JR finally learned how to use my air fryer 30 40 SU TRAIR POHP THE 1.2K 38K 561K del 17M
@vamptact.10h S ... flagclip 2 minutes ago X people lie so much if you see em in hell they gon be like Im just down here lookin for somebody 799 8.4K 10 69K
not nayeli @smdih69.22h G ... two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy maybe it's me maybe i am the problem Read 8:54 AM Its never you twin Its never us Remember that 10K 556 110K del 1.2M
Fisted Away @fistedaway 18h S ... That kid needs to get his fucking act together MUNCHEN IC.PAYERN @FCBayernEN Oct 22 FC Bayern 400 Goals. Countless Memories. Congratulations Harry Kane! + FC MUNCHEN BAYERN 400 GOALS 0 GOALS T Л SAN و VILLSABETO 119 4.2K 104K del 2.6M
CJ @CJenkins_Wx - 19h S ... Tfw you get traded to the Wizards Going for a drive to clear my head Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass 22h Khris Middleton on the Bucks trading him BUCKS 22 Yeah. I just-when I found out, I just-1 rented a car and just drove three hours by myself. No music, no nothing. Just me and the road. And just kind of like ... 15 1.1K 28K del 3.5M
S expert youtube viewer @rinnyposting.21h ... monkeys using a computer: Adith @Adityapandeydev- Oct 20 how do i remove banana from usb port SSS 19 605 16K del 273K
Zito @_Zeets 23h G ... Не dresses like a scummy club owner in a Grand Theft Auto game OK OKC THUNDER @okcthunder. Oct 22 Fought hard and found a way. 0:30 299 2.9K 39K del 1.4M
Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri . 20h s ... the the CATCHER CATCHER in the RYE in the RYE J.D. SALINGER LITTLE, BROWN a novel by J. D SALINGER 0 :@@ttooverkitten. Oct 20 It's so embarrassing when you really relate to a character in a movie or book and then you look at the reviews and everyone's like couldn't stand this obnoxious piece of shit 62 1.4K 11K 332K
Johnny @JohnnyGiunta_. 18h ... Currently outside of the airport waiting for the Los Angeles Dodgers to arrive. I rented a bus and will be impersonating their bus driver. By approximately 10pm eastern they will be on route to Thunder Bay Ontario. 139 767 17K 374K
Dreadlef Schrempf @TheLesterLee 4h ... Kash Patel can't wait to show us bullet casings from Terry Rozier with parlay and 67 written in sharpie 22 995 10K 234K
@juniorkingpp Oct 21 O ... You go to Waffle House and order this they gonna beat your ass @ced_jayy Oct 21 Cjay Waffle House then stepped they game up 223 4.1K 62K del 2.3M
Josh Billinson S ... @jbillinson Oct 26 what is even the purpose of the hair dye at this point Emily Brooks @emilybrooksnews Oct 26 Arnold Schwarzenegger joins CNN from a Gold's Gym LDS VM F THE UNION Datagonia CNN ONE WITH FORMER CALIFORNIA GOV. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER STATE OF PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP JOINED IN THE SIGNING OF A F CNN.com THE UNION 884 3.8K 130K 4.2M

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