33 Celebrity Relationships That Were Studied by Fans and the Press Like They Were Pairs of Pandas in a Zoo

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33 Celebrity Relationships That Were Studied by Fans and the Press Like They Were Pairs of Pandas in a Zoo
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With countless appearances in movies, TV shows and written works, love is already a pretty intriguing topic as is. Combine that with famous people, and you’ve got quite the interesting concoction. Heck, even when one of us no-name Cracked writers links up with a special someone, people ask how we met and what they’re like. 

Actually, now that we think about it, one of us finding a significant other is so rare that it’s actually pretty newsworthy. Not quite as newsworthy as these celebrity couples, but close, right?

Sia and Shia LaBeouf

Sia was conned into being in an adulterous relationship with Shia A LaBeouf. That's how she described what happened, adding that she was hurt emotionally by LaBeouf, who she says is a pathological liar. CRACKED.COM

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were low-key together for six years. They dated from 2013 and 2019, and mostly kept their relationship really, really under wraps - they appeared together in public very rarely. CRACKED.COM

Jessica Biel and Chris Evans

In the early 2000s, Jessica Biel and Chris Evans were together for a few years. Apparently, he was an amazing boyfriend - for her 21st birthday, for example, he scattered rose petals on her bed. CRACKED.COM

Ashton Kutcher and January Jones

Ashton Kutcher and January Jones used to be in a relationship. Peabody They dated in the late '90s, and were living together in 2000 - there's not a lot of details, though (somehow, there was way less celeb gossip back then). CRACKED.COM

Johnny Depp and Many, Many Others

Apparently, Johnny Depp had affairs with quite a few Hollywood actresses. According to court documents from a lawsuit of his, he was sexually involved with Angelina Jolie, Marion Cotillard, and Keira Knightley. CRACKED.COM

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis

CELEBRITY LEGAL BATTLES OLIVIA WILDE Wilde was served papers by Sudeikis' lawyers while gushingly introducing a panel for her own movie. JASON SUDEIKIS CRACKED.COM

Carrie Fisher and Paul Simon

Carrie Fisher and Paul Simon (of Simon & Garfunkel fame) were married. They got married in 1983, divorced in 1984, then were together off and on for over 12 years. Simon ended up writing two songs about her. CRACKED.COM

Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith

Don Johnson & Melanie Griffith 8 YEARS The Miami Vice actor was 22 when he met 14-year-old Griffith on the set of the movie The Harrad Experiment, starring her mom and Johnson. They moved in together when she was 15 years old. They got married when she was 18. They had one child, Dakota Johnson of 50 Shades of Grey fame. CRACKED.COM

Fergie and Justin Timberlake

Fergie & Justin Timberlake 7 YEARS O Before Timberlake dated Britney, the 16-year-old had a brief fling with 23-year-old Fergie, who described it, We went to Hawaii together, but we were never serious. Не was Mr. Right Now. Mr. is a generous title to give a high schooler. CRACKED.COM

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones

Michael Douglas used want to father your children as a pickup line to Catherine Zeta-Jones. GO EN GO BE ( DS A It put her off though, and he had to resort to a run-of-the-mill bucket of roses to make up for it. CRACKED COM

Jimmy Fallon and Nicole Kidman

Surprising Celebrity Couples Jimmy Fallon and Nicole Kidman Fallon ended up on a date he didn't know was a date with Kidman. It went so badly, Kidman thought he was gay. CRACKED.COM

Madonna and Dennis Rodman

Surprising Celebrity Couples Madonna and Dennis Rodman Madonna reportedly locked Rodman in her hotel room, and he told her her music sucks. It was love at first sight... for all of two months. CRACKED.COM

Pete Davidson’s Dating Life

Surprising Celebrity Couples DI Pete Davidson and... well... T Kardashian, dated Ariana your Grande, Phoebe CRACKED.COM you...

Naya Rivera and David Spade

Surprising Celebrity Couples HS Naya Rivera and David Spade The two were first seen in a pool together, joked about not being dating... and then kept being seen together. The 22-year age gap didn't stop them from dating for a while. CRACKED.COM

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift

When Jake Gyllenhaal dumped Taylor Swift, it was a total surprise. D C Apparently, he did it over the phone, just before New Year's Eve, and she was totally blindsided -- It was a 180-degree turn and so out of the blue, according to a Us Weekly source. CRACKED.COM

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

Katie Holmes dumped Tom Cruise over the whole Scientology thing. Specifically, Holmes didn't want their daughter Suri to grow up as a Scientologist. CRACKED.COM

Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift

Joe Jonas broke up with Taylor Swift over the phone, really quickly. It was over the phone in 25 seconds, is how she described it on her Ellen appearance. CRACKED.COM

Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper

Sophie & Sky MAMMA MIA! People of a certain age might remember Mamma Mia's Lay All Your Love on Me as the scene that helped develop their sexuality. It was made even sweeter to know Amanda Seyfriend and Dominic Cooper dated in real life, for three years. CRACKED.COM

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron

Troy & Gabriela HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were a match made in heaven (if not Disney's PR office). They supposedly started dating as soon as they met and dated for a whopping five years. CRACKED.COM

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody

Seth & Summer THE О.С. Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody dated for three years during the filming of The О.С., making us really root for Seth and Summer. Brody would go on to marry Bilson's lookalike Leighton Meester, which just goes to show CRACKED.COM everyone has a type.

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams

Allie & Noah THE NOTEBOOK Ryan Gosling said after his break-up with Rachel McAdams, People do Rachel and me a disservice by assuming we were anything like the people in that movie. Rachel and my love story is a hell of a lot more romantic than that. CRACKED.COM

Amy Poehler and John Stamos

AMY POEHLER JOHN STAMOS THING ON-2 FISHO SWARE F I UNIVERSITY Offine CRACKED.COM I was at dinner with John Stamos ... and I was like, 'Oh, maybe this is a date!' but I blew it, remembers Poehler. I think I was wearing a Leslie Knope shirt. I wasn't foxy. Stamos stands by his intentions: It was a date in my eyes.

Bob Saget and Katie Couric

BOB SAGET KATIE COURIC GRACKED.COM Couric confessed to Howard Stern that she went out with the Full House dad. Couric reports that Saget was fun but she didn't think I did it for him. After their date, Saget never called her again.

Cher and Tom Cruise

CHER TOM CRUISE CRACKED.COM Cruise landed a spot on Cher's Top Five Lovers list - which is pretty impressive when you consider he's competing with Val Kilmer, Gene Simmons, Warren Beatty, David Geffen, Richie Sambora, Eric Stoltz, and of course, Sonny.

David Spade and Heather Locklear

DAVID SPADE HEATHER LOCKLEAR CRACKED.COM What's David Spade's secret to dating some of the most beautiful women in Hollywood? It's simple, according to Locklear: He's funny and - ... he has a big C***_

Helen Mirren and Liam Neeson

HELEN MIRREN LIAM NEESON lin cer CRACKED.COM After falling in love on the set of Excalibur, Mirren and Neeson skipped dating and started shacking up. I remember being on the set as Helen walked towards in her full Morgana Le Fey costume and went, 'Oh f***_

Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch

JERRY HALL RUPERT MURDOCH CRACKED.COME The 84-year-old media mogul fell head over heels for Jagger's ex, 25 years his junior. Murdoch tweeted 'Feel like the luckiest AND happiest man in world' after their 2016 marriage and he hasn't tweeted since.

Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen

LANCE ARMSTRONG ASHLEY OLSEN ARRY CRACKED.COM The bicycle cheat was seen swapping spit with then-21-year-old Ashley in New York bars. Friends warned that dating someone 15 years younger would ruin his image, a task Armstrong proved capable of doing without Olsen's help.

Macauley Culkin and Mila Kunis

MACAULEY CULKIN MILA KUNIS GRACKED.COM Kunis secretly dated the Home Alone star for nearly ten years before breaking it off while promoting Black Swan. What happened? Kunis owns up that it was a horrible, horrible breakup and I f**ked up.

Marilyn Monroe and Jerry Lewis

MARILYN MONROE JERRY LEWIS CRACKED.COM Lewis insists Monroe never had a fling with JFK, a fact he knows because Lewis and Monroe were the ones having sex. It was ... long. I was crippled for a month. And I thought Marlene Dietrich was great!

Mike Lindell and Jane Krakowski

MYPILLOW GUY JANE KRAKOWSKI KIMM CRACKED.COM MyPillow boss Mike Lindell had a secret nine-month smooch fest with the 30 Rock star, according to the Daily Mail and (unnamed) friends. She denies the romance: I have never met that person and... my lawyers are going after them.

Nicole Kidman and Lenny Kravitz

NICOLE KIDMAN LENNY KRAVITZ GRACKED.COM Kidman and Kravitz were secretly together back in 2007, a fact Kidman never revealed until a 2017 Big Little Lies press tour. I knew Zoe because I was engaged to her father. It's all in the family!

Pink and Joey Fatone

PINK JOEY FATONE @ TM ENTUCK GRAGKED.COM It was a relationship made in '90s pop-star heaven. Joey Fatone was in love with me, Pink brags. Не took me to Friendly's on a date and he bought me an ice cream. Such a sweetheart. Не asked my dad's permission!

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