26 Bits of TV Trivia That Got Caught in Our Tractor Beam When We Were Trying to Abduct a Cow

It might come as a surprise, but we pre-list blurb writers aren’t the most show-stoppingly attractive bunch out there. We’ve never once turned a head when we’ve walked into a room. Well, that’s not true. The head-turns we get usually involve disgusted eye-rolls, so they’re clearly not the head-turns we mean. 

Our TV fact-soaked brains, on the other hand — those handsome devils get every TV lover in the room gawking as they strut into the room. Hmm, that might be because we scream the facts out loud as we walk in, but how else would anyone know what’s in our brains? You think that’s why we get so many eye-rolls? 

Wow, this is asking a lot more questions than it’s answering. Better just get to these TV facts before we confuse you (and ourselves) any further.