Cracked Archive - Weird World
The Terrifying Saga Of Action Park's Loop-de-Loop Slide
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- By Alex Hanton
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78 TikTok Witches Cursed The Moon, So What Happens Now?
Hex goals.
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- By Cedric Voets
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A-Holes Are Selling Mesh Face-Masks On Etsy
Here's how to make clear your disregard for human life wherever you go.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Uh … QAnon Followers Are Winning Elections
Tea Party 2.0
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- By Cedric Voets
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So ... A Third Of Pakistan's Pilots Have Fake Licenses
We didn't need another reason not to fly right now, but here's a pretty good one.
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- By Dan Duddy
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You Legally Can't Criticize Goldman Sachs With Their Own Font; We Did It With Other Ones
If you can't type anything nice, don't type nothing at all.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Canned Tuna CEO Is Going To Prison For Over-Charging You
'One of the largest and most pernicious price-fixing conspiracies ever prosecuted.'
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- By Luis Prada
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Incredibly Badass Protest Pups From Around The World
These heckin' doggos will heck you up.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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4 Recent Dumbass Conspiracies People Put Into The World
Behold, the worst conspiracies of now.
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- By Adam Wears
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Japanese Condom Maker Created A Bonkers Anime About Safe-Sex
There are some valuable lessons to be learned between all the sperm energy balls and Lube Warriors.
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- By Luis Prada
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The Story Of The Rogue Burger King In Pittsburgh
Every city has its own fast food urban legend, here's Pittsburgh's.
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- By Alex Hanton
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West Virginians Want To Tear Down Confederate Statues, Replace Them With Mothman
The only question is if other states are smart enough to follow suit.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Nature Is Returning -- To F Us Up
Animals have taken to the streets and they aren't giving them back.
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- By Cedric Voets
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We Have Become Accustomed To Constant Mass Death
Why are we still reopening despite mass death all around us? It might be because people have just accepted it.
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- By Dan Duddy
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A Bonkers Murder Mystery Was Unfolding Throughout This
You'd think doomsday cults, cross-country manhunts, and multiple corpses would warrant a hashtag.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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