It's a little disconcerting how many of these boundaries were drawn with less care than your average Bowsette hentai.
If you're going to make beautiful Disney magic, maybe don't do it in dark hole in the ground.
Politics can get repetitive ... props for at least trying to be creative.
Pretty people have it easier.
Big business can be brutal.
These tidbits will make you the most interesting member of your Disney tour group ... or get you banned for life.
Why did it have to be spiders?
All of these are real and none are intended as satire.
Someone is trying to turn Long Island into a Guns n' Roses tour bus.