Must have (if you plan on being a hazard to yourself and others).
The thing about being super rich is that you eventually run out of things to buy. Fortunately, before you ever get so desperate as to, say, give money to the poor, there is a whole industry devoted to inventing ridiculous things to waste it on.
If the latest research is to be believed, even the good stuff we thought we were doing for our kids is ruining them.
This weekend, the release of Roland Emmerich's 2012 will usher in the cycle of the Mayan calendar that foretells Hollywood running out of shit to make big budget movies about. Of course, it's going to take a whole lot more than a complete and total absence of good ideas to get them to stop. Here are the disaster you'll probably be seeing next.
We can admit that sometimes it might make sense to fake your death. You know, like if you're on the run from the mob, or something. Or you could go a totally different route and fake your death for a really asinine reason. Kind of like these people...
And you thought Milwaukee sucked. It does, but these are worse.
If you need additional, outside precautionary measures to keep your family safe because the original "protection" you came up with involves shotguns hidden in cereal boxes and electrocuting microwaves, you've officially crossed a line.
Parents have been inventing stories about monsters to scare their children into obedience for centuries. Some cultures, however, took this idea a bit too far and invented creatures that a grown man would struggle not to shit his pants at the thought of.