Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Romantic Gestures That Backfired Horrifically

Sometimes, saying 'I love you' just isn't enough.


If Everyone Knew The World Was Ending Tomorrow

No need to pretend like you're not the weirdest bastard on the planet.


7 Inventors You Didn't Know You Wanted to Punch In the Face

We hope you brought your punching shoes for this one.


Trying to Understand Thanksgiving (And Drunk Teenage Girls)

Thanksgiving has lost its way. No longer do we gather 'round the cornucopia, swapping stories with family, or whiskey and blankets with Native Americans.


The 6 Most Horrific Lessons Ever Taught in Elementary School

Irresponsible or downright crazy teachers wind up teaching our kids lessons we'd rather they'd kept to themselves


If Hand Print Art Projects Were More Badass Than a Turkey

A wide open version of the famous art project.


6 Products Designed Solely to Make You a Worse Person

Must have (if you plan on being a hazard to yourself and others).


If Blockbuster Films Had Been Made for $50

We asked you to show us what some of the most expensive movies of all time would have looked like if they'd been made with what those of us who know the value of a dollar still consider a lot of money.


7 Great Products for Telling the World You're a Rich Dick

The thing about being super rich is that you eventually run out of things to buy. Fortunately, before you ever get so desperate as to, say, give money to the poor, there is a whole industry devoted to inventing ridiculous things to waste it on.


7 Things 'Good Parents' Do That Screw Up Kids For Life

If the latest research is to be believed, even the good stuff we thought we were doing for our kids is ruining them.