Cracked Archive - Weird World

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6 Disastrous Ways Pop Culture Influences The Real World

Next time your balls are being tased by the police, blame it on books.

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6 Global Corporations Started by Their Founder's Shitty Luck

These are the global empires that only struck gold because fate forced them to at gunpoint.

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23 Situations About To Go Horribly Awry

Historians pinpoint Obama's failure to one fateful decision.

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A Day in America According to a (Baffled) Foreigner

When it comes to the road, Americans seem more like the protagonist from 'Memento,' rediscovering every few seconds that their car has a horn and thinking, 'Holy shit! What do I do about this? The world must be told!'

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The 5 Creepiest Defense Attorney Websites

These websites, it turns out, are a goldmine of information about, for and written by desperate people.

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The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions

People get paid a lot of money to be experts on things, so one would assume they're much more knowledgeable than the average Joe or at the very least, a blindfolded monkey throwing darts. Sadly, sometimes this just isn't true.

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If You Had a Time Machine (And a Sick Sense of Humor)

Let's say you have a time machine, and only one day to decide where to go in the past ... where do you go, and more importantly, who do you screw with? We asked you to show us the creative and dickish ways you'd use your knowledge of history to bust it's balls.

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8 Hilarious Brain Farts (That Endangered National Security)

Little national security mistakes happen all the time. Also, some huge, laugh-out-loud ridiculous ones.

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If Hollywood Decided to Give Everything a Gritty Reboot

Zoinks! There's semen everywhere!

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7 Common Survival Tactics (that Will Get You Killed)

Everything you think you know is wrong. Also, it can kill you dead.

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