Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 People Who Failed Their Way to Fame And Fortune

These are the people who failed, and failed so hard, that their failures became a source of entertainment for millions... and they cashed in accordingly.


Dear American Express, how are you? I\�ve been concerned because I know how hard this global recession has been on everyone. And we\�ve had a relationship for over 10 years so I thought I should check in on an old friend.


Most Depressing Superhero Ever

The one signal you want to see even less than the bat signal.


Worst Birthday Ever

Either a glass-half-full kind of guy, or the worst dad ever ...


5 Horror Novels That Will Shrivel Your Balls This Halloween

I don't have time to read books. So to actually make room in my day to sit down and crack one open, it had better be a bona fide freaking flaming word volcano.So when I say these are the horror novels worth reading this Halloween, I'm not screwing around.


5 Irrational Fears (Even Rational People Have)

Swine flu! Asteroids! Hybrid pinto beans! We're screwed!


The Collateral Damage Video Games Never Show

Damn Pac-Man, that's cold.


5 Ways You're Secretly Being Monitored

Absolutely nothing you do is secret anymore.


The Best Excuse for Wearing Baggy Pants

Yeah that explains it.


The 7 Most Insane Things People Have Done While Sleepwalking

If you've ever been embarassed at something you've done while sleeping, say farting or wetting the bed, get ready to feel like a total lightweight compared with these folks.


5 Self-Destructive Ways People Accidentally Cured Themselves

Every now and then the fates grant those who flagrantly disregard their own well-being with a second chance.


6 Natural Disasters That Were Caused by Human Stupidity

This is by no means a final list. The world's still young.