Dear American Express, how are you? I\ï¿½ve been concerned because I know how hard this global recession has been on everyone. And we\ï¿½ve had a relationship for over 10 years so I thought I should check in on an old friend.
I don't have time to read books. So to actually make room in my day to sit down and crack one open, it had better be a bona fide freaking flaming word volcano.So when I say these are the horror novels worth reading this Halloween, I'm not screwing around.
If you've ever been embarassed at something you've done while sleeping, say farting or wetting the bed, get ready to feel like a total lightweight compared with these folks.
Every now and then the fates grant those who flagrantly disregard their own well-being with a second chance.
This is by no means a final list. The world's still young.