So by now 'Lost' has ended, and we've found out the truth behind the island, which was actually a Home Depot Garden Center, and that the whole story never actually happened and was merely the fever dream of a dying syphilitic prostitute who was herself living in a computer simulation powered by children's imagination that was sent back in time
Next time you go to throw out that empty beer bottle, just stop and think: Could that be the first piece to your own Fortress of Doom?
Sure, America is awesome, but the country lets in a lot of immigrants through nice legal channels, right? Why don't these Mexicans just try it that way? Well, having gone through immigration myself in 2009 (the legal way), I can tell you right now there's a reason.
Apparently a good bit of America's future is being raised by people who are rock stupid. We're doomed.
What it would look like if some of our favorite fictional characters subjected themselves to the needy bullshit of the tell-all book industry.
The Cracked initiation ritual may be ridiculous, but at least we don't rule the roads, the sea and the whole friggin planet. (Yet.)
Some people have managed to turn the sentence 'Here's a neat trick that will amuse your family and friends' into 'Here's a way to pretend you have God-like powers and convince crowds of credulous and needy people to give you their money.' And now you can too.
Even if their attempts at racial sensitivity are misguided or poorly thought out, you can't fault them for trying, right? Oh, wait. Of couse you can.