Zoinks! There's semen everywhere!
Everything you think you know is wrong. Also, it can kill you dead.
History has given us some brilliantly imagined fictional universes with characters so complicated and detailed, they seem to come to life before our very eyes. We sum them up in info-graphics that could be digested in less than three seconds.
The images that will be going the bad kind of viral in the next coming years.
The ones they caught before you could see them ... probably.
There are classes you could take this year that could get you half-way to James Bondhood, many of them taking a week or less of your precious, movie-watching time.
Here are some uses of Santa Claus that, like magic, will convert your holiday spirit into deep, dark depression.