Cracked Archive - Weird World


If Objects Got the 'Toy Story' Treatment In Every Movie

Some movies would be over much more quickly. Others would just be sad.


The 10 Most Important Things They Didn't Teach You In School

When Cracked finally opens its line of private schools, you're kids won't graduate without having learned these essential skills.



The 6 Most Insanely Misguided Attempts at Viral Marketing

Viral campaigns are all about pushing the envelope. You have to shock people to get their attention, and this is where the potential for disaster lies. Awful, hilarious disaster.


6 Organizations You Didn't Know Were Secretly Badass

Grandma down at the Salvation Army? She could straight ruin your day if she wanted to.


16 Video Games of the Distant Future

This week, game developers and software companies are revealing what the games we'll be playing in our living rooms and parents' basements next year will look like. We decided to take us a step further, and show us the games we'll be playing in our living rooms 15 and 25 years down the line.


The 6 Worst Parts of Being Chinese (Not In The Stereotypes)

This is the stuff that is annoying real actual Chinese Americans every day.


You Wouldn't Understand [COMIC]

A comic about friendship.


The 5 Greatest Books With Psychotic Fanbases

Crazy fanbases aren't anything new. It's when crazy turns to psychotic that we regret these books were ever written.


5 Things We Are Making Fatter (In Addition to Ourselves)

If your own health won't get your fatass on a treadmill, at least do it for the health of your friends and Mr. Snuggletons.



The 5 Worst Deals In the History of Handshakes

Here are the true stories of the people who actually got the shortest end of history's stick... presumably somewhere in the 'butt' region.


The 6 Most Hilarious Undercover Operations Ever Pulled Off

Surely criminals aren't as dimwitted as Hollywood makes them out to be, right?


Famous Fictional Children As Grown Ups

What happens when those irascible little goofballs we grew up watching on TV and in movies get older.


6 Companies That Make Money Solving Problems (They Made Up)

Reading Cracked keeps your genitals from exploding. We're just saying.